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Albany
Lawmakers could be seen frantically refreshing Zillow and Googling “how to move assets to Delaware.”
Eric Adams
Branding New York the "Mecca of America" and himself as the "Allah of New York," Adams will attempt to capture the Muslim vote back from Mamdani
No one has any idea what his job is, what he does, or why he is there. He may not either.
Zohran Mamdani
The incoming mayor cited "firework inequity," and promised "redistributed barbecues for all" to avoid food waste.
Upper East Side
Facing an unprecedented threat from Zohran Mamdani, UES residents are threatening to move.
