Fresh off a stunning victory for the tax bases of cities like Palm Beach and Miami, top Florida officials are finally returning to work.
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Dozens of stunned billionaires were horrified when self-proclaimed socialist Zohran Mamdani beat their favorite sex offender last week.
The plan calls for the NYPD to extend its reach to every corner of the globe, “from the Bronx to Bangladesh.”
Congressman Torres admits he can’t disrupt the status quo—“What if I actually improved the social safety net? People might get used to it.”
In hopes of a reputation rehab, Andrew Cuomo is finally taking some accountability.
