Lawmakers could be seen frantically refreshing Zillow and Googling “how to move assets to Delaware.”
Albany
Branding New York the "Mecca of America" and himself as the "Allah of New York," Adams will attempt to capture the Muslim vote back from Mamdani
Eric Adams
No one has any idea what his job is, what he does, or why he is there. He may not either.
The incoming mayor cited "firework inequity," and promised "redistributed barbecues for all" to avoid food waste.
Zohran Mamdani
Facing an unprecedented threat from Zohran Mamdani, UES residents are threatening to move.
Upper East Side
Weiner, who has a tainted history with cybersecurity, has been praised by opponents as ‘the perfect target’ and ‘easy to blackmail.’
City Hall
Wrote essays about plans to attend Chabad, history of Jewish discrimination.
Fresh off a stunning victory for the tax bases of cities like Palm Beach and Miami, top Florida officials are finally returning to work.
Elections
Dozens of stunned billionaires were horrified when self-proclaimed socialist Zohran Mamdani beat their favorite sex offender last week.
